Thursday, October 3, 2013

October 3, 2013: health/diet food

My puppy, Sweetsie has led me to a new discovery.  It's a fantastic weight loss product.  Sweetsie eats maybe 1/2 cup of dog food per day.  However, she poops at least twice that much every day.

I was thinking I could repackage her dog food into 8 oz. sized bags and market it to a weight loss clinic or a health food store.  I'd label it "Sweetsie' Wonder Food."

Women would pay big bucks for such a simple weight loss product.  No exercise needed.  Eat whatever you'd like all day.  Just be sure to eat one bag of my product every day and the weight will just fall out of you!